|RCW: IMPOUNDMENT - July 27th, 2013 - Portsmouth, Ohio
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RCW IMPOUNDMENT Detailed Results:
The steel cage returned to The Elks City Lodge in grand fashion for RCW
IMPOUNDMENT! But this steel cage was only one part of this extravaganza! With both
WWWorld Famous Kenny Young and RCW Acting president Trik Nasty away on
assignment none other than The American Idol Dirk Extreme was introduced as this night's
acting president and ring announcer. And without further ado it was on to the action!
First out was Captivating Corey Mason. The Captivating one thought that without Trik
Nasty in the house, he could slide by without wearing the mandatory dress (which if you
remember Mason must wear in every match until he obtains a victory) but Dirk was
having no part of that! Dirk ordered Mason to the back and unless he returned in 30
seconds with the dress on he would be fired from RCW! A frenzied Corey scurried back
donning his elegant evening gown . Mason's opponent was then introduced, the young
and hungry Brandon Fields! This match was up for grabs with both grapplers having
good reason to get the prized Victory! The veteran Mason using his trademark
underhanded ways got the 3 count but Acting President Dirk Extreme was able to have a
close and up close view! Extreme restarted the match with himself being the referee. Fields got a rollup and Extreme quickly counted to 3 as
Fields won his first match.
The Winner via pinfall, BRANDON FIELDS! Afterwards, Mason and Extreme got into a heated argument that lead to Extreme putting his hands on Mason which was breaking one of the
rules that RCW Acting Owner, Trik Nasty laid out to Extreme when having him as host.
Next up on this mega-card was a first in RCW, a "Pick Your Poison" match! Both
Relentless Ron Mathis and American Made Jason Legend would get to choose their
adversary's opponent! With his new manager by his side first out was Legend with
RangerBob! The American heroes stating that they wanted to see the look on Ron Mathis's
face when they announced who Mathis's opponent would be. This brought out Relentless
Ron Mathis, boasting that it didn't matter who his opponent would be because he fears no
man! When it came time for the announcement there appeared to be a bit of disagreement
between RangerBob and Jason Legend as to who Mathis would face! But the decision
was made and Mathis's opponent would be none other than WrestleOhio's resident
Sasquatch TYSON ROGERS!!!!! And the look on Mathis's face was priceless! But after
some quick finagling off of the microphone Tyson Rogers announced that he was unable
to compete due to 3 torn vertebrates in his knees and would forfeit the match to Ron
The Winner via forfeit, Relentless Ron Mathis!
The crowd was irate and Mathis was smug in boasting his easily obtained victory! But
President Extreme announced that Mathis wouldn't be getting off quite that easy and that
he had a superstar waiting in the back just in case of any injuries, and Ron Mathis's next
opponent would be the ever popular Partyboy Jimmy Malloy! The Partyboy came to the
ring with candy for the kids in tow and a take no prisoner attitude! Mathis had his hands
full with Malloy having the crowd solid in his corner! It was a hard fought battle that saw
Mathis squeaking out the win!
The Winner again, Relentless Ron Mathis!
Now it was Mathis's turn to announce the opponent.... or should I say opponents for
Jason Legend! Stating that #1- there was no stipulation in the Pick Your Poison match
contractual language stating what kind of match it had to be and #2- Since he had to
defeat 2 opponents, Jason Legend would have to do the same! Jason Legend would be
competing in a HANDICAP MATCH AGAINST THE ASYLUM!!!! Escorted to the
by their mentor and leader Loony, RCW Heavyweight Champion Judas Thorn and the
newest member The Juggulator came to the ring amidst thunderous booing and jeering
from the crowd! The Asylum was tagging in and out while Jason Legend fought with a
valiant effort against overwhelming odds stacked up against him! But in spite of his
determination, while being locked in a crippling submission move by The Juggulator
RangerBob threw the towel in before the young Legend sustained serious injury! But the
action was just as intense afterwards.... Loony giving the command to his pack of thugs
to finish off Legend, RangerBob tried to interfere only to be taken out by Loony
himself! With all hope seemingly lost it was none other than RCW veterans, DDK and Randy "The
King" Allen storming out to save Legend just in the nick of time! Allen praised the young
warrior Legend for his heart and perserverence in the ring! DDK had words for his opponent Thorn, promising the fans he would take the title. Hats off to The King & DDK for
standing up for Legend. And for their continuing interference Dirk Extreme decreed
that The Juggulator would be banned from ringside during the Steel Cage match later in
the evening. After the match Loony was overheard stating that Randy Allen has just
bought himself a one-way ticket to destruction after The Asylum removes DDK from
RCW in the steel cage, but did Loony's plan unfold the way he planned? More on that
The Winner via Submission, The Asylum!
After a brief intermission complete with the trademark "Meet-And-Greet" with the
superstars of RCW it was back to the action.... The next 3 matches would see every
championship title in RCW defended!
The rough and rugged Tommy Chill and Cyrus Poe aka The Black and Blue Crew was
poised and ready to capture the RCW Tag-Team belts against the Champions, Eclipso
and Flash Fury, The Cosmic Connection! These 2 teams have had a history of bad blood
between them and this match would turn out to be as intense as any they have ever had.
The action spilled to the outside with the referee counting both teams out. One may be able to argue that Poe beat the count......it was close....BUT,
Double-Count Out, The Cosmic Crew remains RCW TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS!
Next, it was James Avery with WrestleOhio defending his RCW North American
Championship against Randy "The King" Allen. As Allen was coming to the ring he was
ambushed from behind by The Asylum! Judas Thorn and The Juggulator beat The King
down from behind in typical coward fashion! A gloating Loony sent a stern warning to
every superstar in RCW that if you interfere in The Asylum's business, it will mean your
doom! With The King already beaten to a pulp The Asylum rolled The King into the ring to face his adversary James Avery! But Randy Allen showed his true heart by battling
back to a near-win. But in spite of his determination James Avery successfully defended
his North American Title.
The Winner via Pinfall and Still RCW North American Champion JAMES
Now to the main event! With the steel cage surrounding the ring it was time for the much
anticipated grudge match between DDK and Judas Thorn! With Juggulator banned from
interfering it was man verses man against steel for this epic encounter! The door was
closed and it was both behemoths fighting for their lives and the coveted RCW
Heavyweight Championship! The blood was flowing as these 2 men nearing brought
down the cage with their bashing! But in the end it was Dangerous Damien Kass aka
DDK who barely escaped from the unforgiving steel cage!
The Winner and NEW RCW Heavyweight Champion, DDK!!!
But don't close the book on this monster event yet, if you remember it was Tyson Rogers
who won the Injection 11 earlier in the year giving him the right to any match, anytime,
anywhere! Cashing in his entitled match on the spot Tyson Rogers chose a match for the
RCW Heavyweight Championship against the newly crowned DDK! In spite of his so
called "torn vertebrates in his kneecaps" Tyson Rogers pinned DDK to capture the RCW
Heavyweight Championship depriving DDK of getting the chance to celebrate!
The Winner and NEW RCW Heavyweight Champion, TYSON ROGERS!
So fans, looking ahead the fallout from Impoundment is sure to be intense and there
remains so many questions that are yet to be answered..... Be sure to be watching for big
announcements concerning RCW's return to Jackson, Ohio on Saturday September 7 as
RCW presents Mental Cruelty!