Extreme Point of View - Issue #4
Column by: Dirk Extreme on 05/04/2004
It’s been far too long since I have christened all of you with my inner thoughts. I’m glad to say that I will not deprive you any longer. It takes quite a man to win 2 matches in 1 night. Quite a man indeed. An EXTREME accomplishment. You can all get up now and stop bowing to yours truly. Respect proved to be a big night for me. First I had to take on newcomer Nic Wrath. I will admit that this kid has a gift, but now that Andy Runyon is his mentor, he will deteriorate into a void of humanity known as mediocre. Then, Randy and I took out the Lords. Possibly and hopefully for good. The King and I are on track to become tagteam champions once again. But instead of giving us tagteam title shots, we have been demoted to wrestling Max Power and Trik Nasty in a special tagteam encounter. A match that Mastermind agreed to for some assanine reason. He assures me that there is a reason but I don’t see it. Regardless, Excalibur will prove to everyone that we deserve a rematch for our titles.

Poor, poor Chris Smith. He was unable to make the last event because he was “jumped” by a gang of masked men. It was probably a few 1st grade girls that took him out. Hope it doesn’t happen again, that would just be soooo terrible. VOTE FOR MASTERMIND!!! Hey that’s an idea, maybe RCW should become a democracy where we vote for our commissioner. What am I saying? Besides Excalibur and a few others, no one else in the organization should be allowed to think for themselves. A locker room full of idiots I tell you. Which brings to this…..The “X” list. The “X” list is a list of people we have marked. A hit-list of sorts with 1 being at the top of our list. So, if any of you morons in the locker room can read or for that matter any of you fans, here’s the list:

THE “X” LIST

1. ANDY RUNYON

2. TRIK NASTY

3. CHRIS SMITH

4. JUGGULATOR

5. MAX POWER

6. BRIAN FURY

7. SHIGROTH

8. NIC WRATH

9. JD ESCALADE

10. EVERY JUGGABLOW IN THE CROWD


I hope you all got to see the latest RCW merchandise. The new EXCALIBUR t-shirt. This shirt is flying out of stock. Be sure to have a significant role in life, even if it’s just by wearing our shirt. It will be the rave of the fashion industry before you know it.

Well that wraps up your enlightening for the month. Hope you all get to experience the joy of seeing me in person….from a distance of course. Until then, this is Dirk Extreme signing out.